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About mawface

I live in Oita, I like to write about all the little things that happen to me here, there and everywhere.

Beep Beep Boop

That’s the phrase the page flashes up to show that it’s thinking, or working, or doing something.  It’s also a good phrase to whisper to yourself to cheer yourself up.  So since it’s been about 2 years since my last … Continue reading

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I can hear the wean in the room next door, she’s practicing her Spanish with Dora.  She would watch telly all day long if I let her.  And eat grapes and snacks for every meal if I let her.   … Continue reading

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No lessons, thanks Pops.

I don’t care what anyone says, I have been busy. I have been working and eating and flying home to the fatherland (sunny Glasgow, Scotland) and enjoying the best weddings in the universe and then coming back again and working … Continue reading

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Birthday Birthday Birthdaaaaaying oot ma nut.

It’s March, it’s that month when the fruition of, erm, Summer luvvin comes to raise it’s cute and not-so-cute head.  My niece has already turned 6, congrats to that!  That’s a ripe age, and I can only wonder what she … Continue reading



There’s this little guy inside my heed that sounds like the rock faces from Labyrinth who are incredibly Northern and upset when Sarah won’t let them bid their ominous warnings to her.   Do you know those guys? “Oh, pleeeease, I … Continue reading

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As far as I’m aware

Some people went to The Deftones concert in Glasgow last night.  Remember them?  I do.  I even managed to croon not too quietly along to the entirety of White Pony whilst Anna had a snooze in the back seat the … Continue reading

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…Got any grapes?

Today was a day where mainly this was in my head. It’s great isn’t it?  I think I get even more pleasure from it than Anna does, in fact I reckon she doesn’t much notice when it’s on the screen. … Continue reading

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